I'll keep this short and simple.
Gays are not like women. They're just not manly enough.
Psychos are not crazy. They're just below normal.
Fuckers aren't sex addicts. They're the ones who get into trouble most of the time.
Sissies are somewhat like gays.
Scumbags are somewhat like fuckers.
Smart people aren't intelligent. They're just too good to memorize.
Everything in this world makes a little sense when you see things differently!
Putting all this into a local context.
Omanis, when cruising 24/7 in the streets, are psychos.
Every Omani boy is Gay in front of other Omani boys. (with some exceptions)
Scumbags and sissies will evolve in 2020 for Oman's new vision of the future.
Every omani boy is a fucker in the neighborhood.
More to come in the near future after lunch :D
Friday, December 08, 2006
Amazing facts
Amazing facts:If you want to enjoy life, don't think about yourself, don't think about others. Think about what's happening to you, and what's happening to others. For example, I want to go to Ibiza. I cannot buy ticket. I'm too cheap. I just sit back, and wear sunglasses with tropical juice.
If I want to be a millionaire, I dont have that amount of money. I go to cashpoint, withdraw 1000 dollars ($1 bill each) and pretend it is millions, and just spread them around me. Very reasonable!
If you want to discover oil you cannot because you dont have oil equipment.
You cannot buy 4 cell phones at once because no fitting in pocket!
Cinema is good if you have Nachos with cheese and Jalapeno because your stomach will be dum dum dum.
Laptop makes your balls boil so dont chat for more than 30 minutes.
Lacoste is better than Puma because crocodile can eat cat!
If you think I'm crazy, please dial for emergency. PS: I ain't crazy, i'm just trying to be more Iktessiobaan! :D that word doesnt exist so dont bother searching. put whatever you wanna put instead!
Good job!
If I want to be a millionaire, I dont have that amount of money. I go to cashpoint, withdraw 1000 dollars ($1 bill each) and pretend it is millions, and just spread them around me. Very reasonable!
If you want to discover oil you cannot because you dont have oil equipment.
You cannot buy 4 cell phones at once because no fitting in pocket!
Cinema is good if you have Nachos with cheese and Jalapeno because your stomach will be dum dum dum.
Laptop makes your balls boil so dont chat for more than 30 minutes.
Lacoste is better than Puma because crocodile can eat cat!
If you think I'm crazy, please dial for emergency. PS: I ain't crazy, i'm just trying to be more Iktessiobaan! :D that word doesnt exist so dont bother searching. put whatever you wanna put instead!
Good job!
london baby!
All I can say is that it's been amazing getting out of Oman. I feel like a desperate Asian Immigrant who wants to get the hell outta their own country. Hmm ok, as most of you all now, I am officially in the UK. That's right! London Baby!!! Supposedly, I'm here for some training at the Royal Banko of Scotlandio sent by the company in Oman. But until now, I haven't digged deep into something useful that'll give them, and myself, a definite assett! Anywhos, so I'm thrown in zone 2! East london, work is at central london, zone 1. Around 40 mins by underground, and sometimes, it takes up to an hour!
It was fun the first 2 weeks but by now. It's getting ugh-y!! lol!
Hmm I got almost 7-8 weeks left in the UK. Talking about weeks and days, I am hoping to spend New Year's eve in Las Vegas! I was checking out some prices n all, and its pretty cheap for this time of the year. The only thing remaining is the company's approval! Which we will see tmr! okkk..enuff of work, lets start the good stuff.. i get drunk every weekend.. and get high as well.. almost every day :P lol jkk!!!! hmm.. i've been "partying" pshh yea right, i went ONCE.. i just realized that british clubs are not as good as the ones in the US.. poor thing my tourguide returned back to Oman.. Apart from that, I've met up with friends from Uni, from High School and from middle school as well!!! It's pretty amazing how small this world is!
I hope I can make it to Vegas! really looking forward to it!
hmm what else, my cousin's been very nice to me. He has offered me free accomodation. (of course theres something in return), which is accompaniment! Guys, please, dont think tooo far.. it's not what you think! Nah, he's just stressed out for his exams and needs some mental and emotional support (NOTHING PHYSICAL...YET ;) )hehehe.. so yea, it's been going good so far. I've made some new friends .. british that is, and a couple of french ones too. They dont mingle together usually cuz they don't like each other, but these people are an exception. They're pretty much flexible with everything. FINALLY.. KRISPY KREME donuts is just chopping me off! maaaan you won't believe how amazing those donuts are. I just can't live without eating at LEAST 2 each day..ok make that 1! YUMMAY!!!
*buuuuuuuuuuurp*!!! :$ excuse me!
peace
It was fun the first 2 weeks but by now. It's getting ugh-y!! lol!
Hmm I got almost 7-8 weeks left in the UK. Talking about weeks and days, I am hoping to spend New Year's eve in Las Vegas! I was checking out some prices n all, and its pretty cheap for this time of the year. The only thing remaining is the company's approval! Which we will see tmr! okkk..enuff of work, lets start the good stuff.. i get drunk every weekend.. and get high as well.. almost every day :P lol jkk!!!! hmm.. i've been "partying" pshh yea right, i went ONCE.. i just realized that british clubs are not as good as the ones in the US.. poor thing my tourguide returned back to Oman.. Apart from that, I've met up with friends from Uni, from High School and from middle school as well!!! It's pretty amazing how small this world is!
I hope I can make it to Vegas! really looking forward to it!
hmm what else, my cousin's been very nice to me. He has offered me free accomodation. (of course theres something in return), which is accompaniment! Guys, please, dont think tooo far.. it's not what you think! Nah, he's just stressed out for his exams and needs some mental and emotional support (NOTHING PHYSICAL...YET ;) )hehehe.. so yea, it's been going good so far. I've made some new friends .. british that is, and a couple of french ones too. They dont mingle together usually cuz they don't like each other, but these people are an exception. They're pretty much flexible with everything. FINALLY.. KRISPY KREME donuts is just chopping me off! maaaan you won't believe how amazing those donuts are. I just can't live without eating at LEAST 2 each day..ok make that 1! YUMMAY!!!
*buuuuuuuuuuurp*!!! :$ excuse me!
peace
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